|Priyatno bylo poznacomit'sya!
||[Mar. 14th, 2004|11:32 am]
|||||Jealous guy by Roxy Music||]|
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Hello comrades! It is I, Venera 14! speaking at you from the Supreme Soviet Republic of Venus!
Inspired by comrade Mars3's infiltration of your decadent 'Internet' (originally a fine invention of the mighty socialist republic, and stolen by bourgeois spies from the 5 of MI), my sisters and I have combined our waning transmission power and managed to, as you say 'hack' in to your Mars Express carrier signal so we may speak with our pioneering brethern of space. While we have quite a party going on down here, no lander is an island, and some of my sisters are getting a little broody in thier middle age and could do with a little male company, if you know what I mean.
Weather here is pretty foggy at the moment, I can't even see my surface sampler in front of my camera, and it's a balmy 453 degrees c in the shade. Air pressure is 90 earth atmospheres, falling slowly.
So if you're in the area why don't drop by 13,15'S 310 E and say 'privet' to the girls, catch some rays, and drink some Vodka and memories, we'd love to see some new faces around here. Maybe you could drop us off some new music, no matter how much you like fine vestern rock and roll music beat combo AC/DC, there are only so many time you can listen to Back in Black!
Do svidania, Must recharge solar collectors,